partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

bondoge:

ruinscape:

how many orange in florida

99999999 orqange possible more

ocfos:

internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• dangan ronpa
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

Diddly darn you nincompoop now your deckle deck heckaroo has gone too frick frop far.

senselessviolinist:

chepianna:

senselessviolinist:

dear yahoo,

please make this site even just moderately user friendly

also looking forward to you getting rid of the sherlock fandom

thx,

jesse

….You my dear, have obviously never seen Sherlocks sexy ass….you are extremely deprived. And even Yahoo could not destroy our fandom, we are every where!

oh my god

davidisbeyonce:

Mom.. Baby.. Where do Dads come from?

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:

As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.

One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHOELACES YAHOO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STOLEN FROM THE PRESIDENT!

railroadsoftware:

nosdrinker:

oppa spongebob style

thank god that tumblr has allowed me to email this post to all of my family members 

amoying:

penguinize:

amoying:

penguinize:

16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO

THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS

stay in school kids…

larrydotcom:

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

this question has bugged me the majority of my life though

beingpansexualisokay:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[serial killer voice] got room for one more

this was nice to test out my new brush settings u u