confusedtree:

You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

pussy game too strong

dorkstrider:

dorkstrider:

what if egyptians drew rage comics on the walls of pyramids

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

fartgallery:

fire-is-better-than-water:

fartgallery:

mega—horn:

fartgallery:

butterbeer-forthesoul:

fartgallery:

are you greg

yes

hello greg

can we add another greg to the party

hello gregs

i am also greg

too many gregs

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

shsl-chef:

dreaming-of-just-you:

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

why can’t you spell.

im 2 busy gettin laid

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

chalkos:

Movies Dreamworks has produced

• Bees sue the human race
• An ogre that meets a girl that is a wereogre
• A rat gets flushed down a toilet and meets a colony of rats
• A fish that wants to be famous and a shark wants to be a dolphin